Tv Show Quotes Galore : Grace & Frankie –– Old But Still Rockin’ It

Tv Show Quotes Galore : Grace & Frankie –– Old But Still Rockin’ It


After a week of non-stop bingeing the Neflix series Grace & Frankie, your girl has finally finished show and now miss it more than ever. I miss it so much that I’m going on Pinterest to look at some snapshots and quotes from the Grace & Frankie show.

Like many viewers who eventually fell head over heels for this show, when I first click on this show on Netflix I was skeptical as well. I mean, it’s two old ladies how much fun could they had compared to say, a 20 year old sophomore year college kid, you get what I mean? But boy oh boy I was wrong. Grace and Frankie not only showed me how wrong I was in judging the show by the cover, but also brought so many things about old age to light. Things that us youthful nimble youngins never really considered. 

The series Grace & Frankie might have been produced with an older demographic in mind, but if you’re in the middle of deciding what to watch on Netflix and are down for some feel good show to pass time, do give Grace & Frankie a chance. This show will prove to you that older generations can throw down too, and sometimes harder than us youngins could ever imagine. 






“My husband is marrying your husband?”






“I wonder how they decide whose name went on top.”



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“I can’t tell if you’re joking or sad.”


“How can you say that?”



“My brain sends a message to my mouth and it comes out. Neurology, Grace.”


“You make me feel strong.”



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“Listen, Sir. What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay?”





Why can’t the people in my life just know how hard it is for me to say nice things and stop fucking bothering me about it?





“You’re having a complete nervous breakdown.”



“It’s not complete until I stop wearing pants. Uh-oh…what do biker shorts mean?”


“Oh wow, you just swallow it dry, huh?”



“I’m a professional.”





I do some of the best work when I bullshit. 





“I’ve been denying myself. Apparently, I’m quite good at that.”


I know, I know. I live in a way nicer house with a way nicer person. Who usually likes to be with me. All the time. Sometimes too much.

But I like that. Sometimes too much.



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“I just can’t stand the idea of waking up everyday alone.”



“I could wake you up.”



“Maybe it’s more about…falling asleep in someone’s arms.”



“I could do that too, but you won’t like it.”


Soulmates! Now there is a meaningless concept.



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You know, maybe I’m unlovable. 





Whenever I get to the, “I’m in a relationship right now,” 

I fuck it up.




“I can’t remember the last time I slept without you. I know I’ve done it but I… I can’t remember.”



“I hate that I hurt you. I really do love you. I mean, you’ve always loved me for…”


“Who you are? Ironic, isn’t it?”



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“I’m thinking about how people really want the thing they can’t have.”


“When you left, I thought my life was over. I can’t sleep in that big fucking bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it’s fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? Im okay, and I’m going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me.”





“I want to try to make it up to you

by offering you something you could really use.”



“A boyfriend who doesn’t talk?”





“Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners.”


They’re round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch.”


Well, I can do it.”


“I rest my case.”



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“Isn’t it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I’m talking about you, Grace. You’re the watermelon.”


I gained another pound today, but I think it’s a pound of knowledge. 



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It’s not like I’m alone. I’m engaging with all the people in internet-land. The point is, if you have one of these, you don’t need to go out, ever.





“Has he been inside you?”



“You make me sound like a fort!”





“It was the ear thing. When I saw how she tugged her ear exactly how you do, it just hit me, I couldn’t deny it anymore. She’s your mother.”



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Anger solves everything. You want to take your emotions and crush them into a diamond and hurl them at the person you’re mad at. And then you can move on. 


“You hate it when people are mad at you.”



“I just prefer to have everybody like me. Or I can’t leave my house…or my bed.”





“Why don’t you tell your anxiety,

‘Hey there, anxiety, I’m not going to let you rule me.’”



“Because my anxiety doesn’t give a flying fuck!”





“But the point is, did you mess up doing something you wanted to do? Or are you messing up doing something that everyone else is telling you to do? Because that’s what we did.”


I mean, you’re young. You don’t want to waste time being someplace you don’t wanna be.



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Dear Beloved Guest, Sol fucked Frankie,and Robert had a heart attack because heeats sausage for every meal. That’s not agay thing. He really eats a lot of sausage.But everything’s fucked because they gotmarried anyway. Wedding canceled. Sendgifts. Fuck you!


“Sol, are you sure we have to write our own vows? I mean, there’s something to be said for being part of a tradition that’s been going on for thousands of years.”


“Yes, who wouldn’t want to be part of the ancient tradition of misogyny and homophobia?”



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“I thought it would be different with Nick, but I lost me again. You know, the real me, the me I am with you.”



“I like that you.”



“Yeah, me too.”





“I’m beginning to feel the years, but I’m going to be okay.

As long as you’re beside me along the way.”





“Do you know how lucky you are to have each other?”



“Yeah, I think we do.”



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“You would do that wouldn’t you?”



“Do what?”



“Just drop everything for me.”






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